What light through yonder window breaks? Why, it’s our long-lost friend the sun.
It’s a good day for conclusion jumping, claim jumping, line jumping, leap frogging, frog jumping; any other kind of jumping–for those so inclined. Makes me tired just thinking about it.
Beating the bushes for story ideas–at the same time, careful not to overlook the obvious.
Fingers didn’t move as fast as my mind worked. That will never change.
Sometimes I feel like the guy that spoke several languages; didn’t understand any of them.
Technology changed the world–changed the way we do things. Made the world seem smaller. In spite of advances, human nature never changed.
There’s comfort to be found when things don’t change too drastically, too quickly. I despise planned obsolescence, which seems to occur faster-and-faster.
I’m older, like to reminisce. Only people of my generation can relate to the same experiences. On some days, I feel like a twenty-year-old, trapped in a sixty-eight year old man’s body. Other days the opposite is true.
In the old days, we didn’t apply superlatives to everything that happened.
What would happen if a termite were taped to a splinter to remove it?
Re-blog from three years ago. The problem is not better, if anything, it’s gotten worse. There are even more passwords. Then, there’s the issue of password security.
Too many passwords
Cluttered my mind
I’ve fallen behind
Of letters, digits
Did the mambo
Warning: For those with sensitive ears–a rant could break out at any time. My main computer stopped recognizing Wi-Fi early this morning. That’s the second computer in this household with the same Windows 10 issue.
The laptop went on the fritz over the Holidays; repaired by my granddaughter’s boyfriend. He built a repair program into the software. It’s been used successfully, repeated times. Too bad Arjan’s not available. My level of expertise doesn’t go much beyond turning these devices off and on.
In my opinion, Windows 10 and its inherent instability, have done more to sell Apple products, than any multi-million dollar advertising campaign could have ever done. Why do my Windows 10 equipped computers continue to have dysfunctionalities with Wi-Fi?
Not so fast, villainous, dastardly Windows 10–I’ve still got some tricks up my sleeve. I plugged a high-speed internet cable directly to the Ethernet port. A temporary repair, but good enough for me. So take that, and that, Slimy, Weasly, Windows 10!
The attention grabbing headline implied–anyone still using certain words was hopelessly out of date. Of course, in the digital age, the world turns with ever-increasing speed.
Expressions, words, used by parents, grandparents, people from childhood, live on in my mind. Some have proven useful–especially in counteracting teen-speak.
- Window light–pane of glass
- Looking glass–mirror
- Pocketbook–purse or wallet
- Fetch–fetch me those potatoes (spuds)
- Mimeograph–antique copying machine
- Carbon paper–archaic method of making copies
- Dungarees–same as blue jeans
- Smokehouse–used for smoking meats
- Ice box–same as refrigerator
- Much obliged–thank you for your help, I am grateful
- Drawers–underwear; also union suit, BVD’s
- Filling station–full service gas station
- Fiddlesticks–exclamation of disappointment or disgust: “Oh fiddlesticks, the drain’s clogged again.”
- Front room–parlor, or living room
- Chum or Pal–a close friend
- Lick, Licking–a good thrashing, or beat down. Lick and a prayer: temporary action instead of permanent repair. Can pertain to light housecleaning.
- Coquette–flirtatious woman; a tease
- Trifle, Trifling: to waste time, to flirt with wrong intentions
- Roughhouse–boisterous play
- Goldbricking–goofing off on boss’s time
- Dilly-dallying–lagging behind, or inattention
- Reap hook/Sling blade–small, cutting scythe with curved blade
In case you haven’t heard. Carry on luggage, you can ride, is the latest hit on social media outlets. Not since the Segway, has any self-propelled device, put the same gleam in the eyes of technophiles. The official name is “Monobag.”
Per the manufacturer/developer, “Monobag” is the world’s firs motorized, smart and connected, carry-on that gets savvy travelers, tech enthusiasts, and urban day trippers to their destination up to three times faster than walking.”
If you ask me, it will be the same old hurry-up to get to the boarding gate, only to wait once again. By that time most of those hoofing it, will have caught their breath.
Watching motorized luggage races at the airport would be quite a spectacle. “And they’re off. Samsonite’s on the outside. American Tourister’s coming up on the inside. Now they’re neck and neck. What a photo finish. Samsonite’s the winner by a luggage strap.”
But wait, it’s not happened yet. The fledgling company has a crowd-funding appeal for start-up money. Early birds, ordering now at $995 a copy are promised January 2017 delivery. That seems like a lot of money for a single piece of carry on luggage–that starts out weighing nineteen pounds with self-contained motor and battery packs.
My dogs were far more enthusiastic about getting started this Monday morning than I was.
It’s freakishly warm–in the mid-seventies, with numerous tornado warnings. God is telling us that something is not right with the weather. I just left the Midwest–where they are experiencing flooding rains.
Like a kid with a new Christmas toy, I decided to try and upload new gift software. One thing led to another, it wouldn’t download without first having this or that upgrade. I didn’t need complications on my first day back after the Holidays.
Therefore, I will do something useful today–something, I know something about. I will vacuum out the dryer, and dryer vent.