New Spam For Old?

It’s time to peruse my spam folder for gems of information. Most comments were alleged to be in response to three posts: “A Modicum Of Diversion, Flat Earth Day, It Seemed Longer.”

There were too many to list them all. As always they followed similar themes. Were from the same sources.

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There were a couple of terrific run-on sentences.  I may not be in the best of shape for a seventy-one year old male, but I don’t have pregnancy stretch marks.  There was another spam ad for dark spot cream.  Something else I didn’t need.  Thanks Canadian Pharmaceutical enterprises.  If that’s who you really represented?  Don’t call me, I’ll call you.

Spam Folder Follies

Electronic Parts Advice: Inspired by my ‘Chapter 5 WWII Letter’ Post (Wink, wink, nudge, nudge).

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Short Term Loans Bad Credit: Expedite process by having paperwork ready before loan application.

There was a news flash I wouldn’t soon forget.  ‘I prefer P’ was the mentioned post. ‘P’ for paperwork–I supposed.

Promotional Wristbands: Write more, that’s all I have to say. It seems as though you relied on the video to make your point. You clearly knew what you’re talking about. Why throw away your intelligence on just posting videos when you could be giving us something enlightening to read?

Compliments, followed by advice. Silicon bracelets from the spammer would help the most–of course.

From My ‘Red Wing Blackbird’ post: Perhaps the best one of all?

The greatest thing about God Larry discovered, was that He could help him with his homework.

Spam bots never rested.  I’ll end with some spam profundities.

What an information of unambiguity and preserveness of valuable familiarity about unexpected feelings.

I’ll take those oblique references as compliments of the highest magnitude.

What I’ve Missed By Not Reading My Spam Folder

On home improvement reality shows, participants were happiest on demo days. The screaming and yelling commenced when problems arose during the building process.

Which made about as much sense as did some of the ads in my SPAM folder.

Low carb diets.

Experiment with goji berries (what kind of experiments?)

Valuation report price town house. (Time-share hook?)

Easy methods to enter hack cheats weapons of increase. (No thanks, I’m barely computer literate).

Valuable suggestions under the same heading.
Unintelligible golf game tips
Burglar alarms, home security tips.
When courting an individual… Dating tips? and I quote.
“Prepare getaway a couple of several weeks ahead of time. This will give you anything down the road to have enthusiastic about each time you sense straight down.”

Get Them While They’re Hot!

Year end closeouts–fresh from the spam folder.  More of the same, slightly different.  An entry from the Russian republic–no idea what that’s about.

  • Clock making supplies
  • Metal buildings–including church buildings
  • LED flashlights–brightest ever!
  • Wireless PA speakers–shout from rooftops, or from wherever!
  • Active wear (bras?)–were they ever, barking up the wrong tree.

One of the good things about getting older is not caring what others think about you.  There’s no chance I’ll fall for any of these appeals.  Take that from this prophet of profitable impossibilities.

The same two posts–“Pine Cones and Barbed Wire Fences,” and “Traveling Light” given as reasons.  Those wild and wacky Spam Bots–honing in on key words.

For pure entertainment value,  I’ll take my spam folder over the emotionally driven, everything politicized drivel of late.