Red Rover, Red Rover
Send that missing
Hour, right over
The one, that disappeared
Last spring–except it didn’t
Really go anywhere
Other village people
the hour would return
“It will get here–
when, It gets here.”
Exclaimed village elders
“Don’t ask us to repeat”
Ticks, Tocks, Upticks
Just the Fax, Ma’am
If You Gnu Suzie
Gnaw, I Think I’ll Wait
Waiter, Fork It Over
Silver Pincers and Golden Weevils
Climbing the Ladder Of Wretched Excess
Seizing Caesar Salad
Gloom and Blooms
Bluebeard of Happiness
Hark, Hark, a Spark
The Pint Of No Return
Shaving Money–How To Do It
The Uptown Express Bust
Like Nothing Ever Herd Before
Alas, Alack, and Fare-Thee-Well
Away, Away, Any Time, Anyhow
Hard to believe it wasn’t you
Alibi so shaky, needed a seismograph
Up to your arms in elbow macaroni
In the midst of a drought
Only words can do that
Another well-known celebrity threatened to go silent
That was after he or she went silent last time
Read between the lions
Ghost or hologram? You decide
Stay tuned for the unsightly evening news
Newer, better, with more feature I didn’t know how to use
Two steps forward, three steps back
Hit the delete button one time too many
Prediction for 2018: More things will happen
The Bradley Bunch
Cheap Labor Day
Think small: More or less
Faultlines: Mine or yours?
Worst of best, best of worst
Pie charts, pie chants
Click bait, screen grabbers
You heard none of it from me
Have you ever wondered why wayward wanderers were wayward?
What’s to gain from protesting intolerance by being intolerant?
Why does my nose itch when carving a roasted chicken or turkey?
Will there ever be a Fat & Furious franchise–if so, I’m in?
Today was National Middle Child Day, but nobody knew about it.
Why do Windows updates always take out my favorite things?
Are the roads not taken still available?
Why not drink the last drop first-wouldn’t that make it last longer?
Are introverts innies or outies?
To clown around
Around town–or not
That was just
To go with
Began and ended
With sloppy sentimentalists
Duds fell with dull thuds
Hung on words with frayed threads
Whispered down wishing wells
Stayed so long as the chips fell in May
Skipped town till the bitter end
Nine-to-five fools focused
Annoyed at random, shunned attention
Those were old ploys, floogies with floy-floys
Which kids didn’t care much about these days
After adulthood weren’t much in the mood
Waited till humanity fell in the fall
Didn’t that really just beat all?
Non-participatory trophy wives clubbed
Staged no excuses barred grudge matches
With Herbalist the love bug
And Bradley love you bunches
Elfin John, and someone
named, Elvis Davis
in a bit of lunacy
the twinge–not, just one
there were two of them
they wanted three
patterns and stripes
tried on for sighs
nothing too loose
nothing to lose
last chance for change
missed–because, they did
and that was all-there was
Pills for wellness
Nutrients, broken down
Into essential components
And sold back to consumers
For life, lethargy
Pursuit of slap-happiness
Those have to be
Most absurd words
I’ve ever heard
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