Ten RV Things That Drove Me Bonkers (Plus 2 More)

This happened thirteen years ago.  Memories are still fresh.  Living permanently in an RV was far different from vacationing in one.  Fleeing a major hurricane, towing one’s home was the highlight.  Witnessing hurricane destruction, upon returning, was the low light.  A list, slightly revised, of RV living annoyances.

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  1. The unfortunate mouse and the fan
  2. Awnings, storms, fun with the wind
  3. Propane gas fails–before breakfast, before dawn
  4. Mud daubers, rains, rumbles on the roof
  5. Evil overloads–snap, snap, snap went the breakers
  6. Blinding sunrises, through bedroom windows, in my eyes
  7. Afraid of the dark neighbors, with searchlight night lights
  8. Couldn’t sleep, thin walls knew no secrets
  9. Winter winds, frozen hoses, cold noses–baby it’s cold inside
  10. I felt the earth move–with every step you took
  11. Hurricane repair, contractor neighbors, partied from dusk till dawn
  12. Evacuation gridlock stretched for miles and miles before we slept

TEN RV THINGS THAT DROVE ME BONKERS

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  1. The unfortunate mouse and the fan
  2. Awnings, storms–fun with the wind
  3. Propane gas fails–before breakfast, before dawn
  4. Mud daubers, rain, rumbles on the roof
  5. Evil overloads–snap, snap, snap, went the breakers
  6. Blinding sunrises, through bedroom windows, in my eyes
  7. Afraid of the dark neighbors with searchlight, night lights
  8. Couldn’t sleep–thin walls knew no secrets
  9. Winter sucked, frozen hoses, cold noses–Baby it’s cold inside
  10. I felt the earth move–with every step you took