This product was determined to be adequate for its intended purpose at the time of manufacture. The act of purchase signifies basic competence. The manufacturer assumes no liability for customer decision-making. It is the sole responsibility of the purchaser to determine product purpose and application. The manufacturer, its contractors, licensees, and stockholders shall be held blameless for errors in manufacture, aesthetic defects, acts of God, work stoppage, coup d’etat, or economic downturn, notwithstanding. This product is warranted for it’s indeterminate life span at our discretion. No other warranties are expressed or implied. The manufacturer will not be held responsible for improper use of its product due to bad judgement or poor taste. The manufacturer is the sole determiner of the previous criteria. Pricing differences between retail outlets are in no way the responsibility of the manufacturer. Any and all rebates will be applied in the following order, company operations, contractors, suppliers, and stockholders. Any remaining moneys will be distributed to the purchaser. Purchaser is liable for any additional taxes and fees. In cases of dispute, the manufacturer is the sole arbitrator.
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Offer one per customer. Reedeemable at participating retailer where purchased–only on even numbered Thursdays. Void where prohibited. Must be 21 or older. Not valid in states beginning with the letter “S,” Alaska, Hawaii, US territories and its protectorates. Coupon is non-transferable and has no cash value. Not valid with any other offers.