I’ve always got something to say. Just don’t want to give opinions on some things.
National and international news has been dismal of late. Trying to take the high road–not add to the divisiveness.
Love bugs seem to be back early this late summer. Weren’t they supposed to show in September? Maybe they will leave early?
Why are love bugs important? They’re not if you don’t live in the coastal southeastern United States–or, if you go on vacation to this part of the country. Their acidic dead bodies, can damage paint on the front of your car, if not removed promptly.
It’s been awhile since I’ve been without a car. No worries, I can bum rides from neighbors. till the car is released from the auto body shop.
Isn’t it crazy how all the tasks requiring an automobile flood one’s mind. So, I mowed the lawn. Now, I’m too exhausted to think about it..
My lawn is squishy from excessive summer rains. Please, somebody turn off the faucet.
Perusing the news. A 100-year-old fruitcake was discovered to still be edible. Any takers?
More people are cheating on their taxes. I think the same people have always cheated–just never got caught.
The parent company of IHOP and Applebees, is reportedly ready to close up to 160 underperforming outlets. Funny thing, I was just talking about our local franchise, and how it had gone downhill.
Anyone else want to see an “Apolitical Television Network?”
Radio commercials heard many times before–“make money working from home;” “reduce credit car debt forever;” “regain your brain power.” Have to give credit for persistence.
Frozen pizzas were scattered all over the highway in an Arkansas community this week, due to a delivery truck mishap.
Elvis Presley week is fast approaching. Do you have celebration plans?
Is the current crises with N. Korea like the Cold War of the past? It is a small reminder of what it was like. The Cold War was much worse. When schools start to have “duck and cover” drills, once again–then, I’ll start to worry.
Some experts alleged predicted solar eclipse maps were inaccurate. In any case, much of the northern hemisphere, will glimpse a complete to partial eclipse. I remember safely viewing past partial eclipses by reflections, and with welder’s helmets.
A stray cat ran across the outfield during a recent St. Louis Cardinals baseball game. The team went on to win and the fluffy tabby will henceforth be known as “The Rally Cat.” The feral cat was later found, and I wish him/her well.
In Waynesboro, VA, a renegade cat shaver is on the loose. Residents are perturbed, because pet cats have been captured, and returned with their bellies shaven.
It’s not only animal cruelty–it’s just plain weird. Saving cats from cat shavers should not be on cat owner’s to-do lists.
Nordstrom’s marketed fashion jeans replete with fake mud stains for 425 per pair. Do-it yourself jean muddying is free. It’s done with pure mud from your own backyard–not with chemicals.
My current state of residence was featured on “The Daily Show” this week–complete with the usual stereotypes. Rednecks, buffoonery, lots of politics. Our governor was recently impeached after a year of denial.
About baiting game with jerky–funny skit, but not true. We’ve got our share of weirdos, but doesn’t every other state? My state of birth, currently has two ex-governors in lock-up. What about Anthony Weiner? Maybe your state’s governor just hasn’t been caught up with yet?
My watch band broke. A tiny, little pin fell out. I’ve been looking at my bare wrist ever since. Went to two jewelry stores to have it repaired. Was referred to a third jeweler, some distance away that could possibly fix it. I now have a new watch.
It’s the annual spring power, house wash. Driveway, sidewalks, windows, walls freed from winter grime and mold.
The dogs are barking and growling at the intruder in their domain. Now, it’s their nap time.
On the beach, blue dragons washed ashore. What were blue dragons? Blue dragons were really sea slugs. “Blue Dragons” appealed to me more than did sea slugs. Blue dragons diverted attentions away from recent shark sightings.
A rather large alligator was spotted in the busiest part of downtown. It was captured by fire and rescue. When did that become their job? The gator was relocated and released.
It’s nearly summer here. That’s when the creepy crawly creatures come out. Another negative airline story, just today. American Airlines took the heat off United Airlines. Just goes to show you–it’s always something.
For ultimate weapons
Terminology seized upon
By capitalist opportunists
MOACS–mothers of all clearance sales
MOAP’s, FOAP’s–mothers, fathers of all pizzas
MOAPCS–Mother of all pre-owned car sales
Overplayed, until they became PM,F,OATTA
Pathetic mothers, fathers of all trite, tired, acronyms
I won’t even mention, except in passing
The poor folks in Moab, Utah
What must they be thinking?