Help yourself to the coffee and doughnuts. Talk among yourselves, while I wait for inspiration. It should happen any minute, now. If you know any good tunes–you may share, or hum them if you don’t know the words. Watch your step–as I step out of my comfort zone.
The first topic is about writing in the broadest sense. Feel free to discuss writing successes, failures, struggles–writer’s block.
Songs, in particular, offer an unlimited playing field. Song lyrics can be about anything–about advent of spring, the way a doorbell rings. Case in point–country music. Even if you’re not a fan–you’ll have to admit lyrics can be colorful. “I Won’t Go Hunting With You Jake, But, I’ll Go Chasin’ Women.” I remembered that one from childhood–eons ago.
Proper attire, is definitely, not my area of expertise, but, this caught my attention. The state of Montana, recently, outlawed the wearing of yoga pants. I’m not even sure what they are. Will law enforcement officers, now, also be the “Fashion police?” No wearing white after Labor Day? No mixing stripes and plaids? I can think of more egregious fashion errors. Spandex, for example–there are quite a few people, wearing it, that shouldn’t be.
“Fifty Shades of Grey” seems to be the topic of the day. I’ll not belabor the issue–except to say; I miss Joan Rivers. Oh my–wouldn’t she have plenty to say? It could go something like this.
“Honey–I’m not into the whole S-M thing; unless it’s me cracking the whip. If hanging upside down, makes me sexier–I’m for it.”
Ozzy Osbourne, heavy metal front-man, was alleged to have bitten the heads off doves–and a bat. He recently hired a pest control company to rid his domicile of bats. There’s a bit of karma for you. Maybe, he should be on the lookout for dove attacks?
OK–last call for coffee. What did you think about all this? I’ve got a busy Saturday planned. Hope your weekend is a pleasant one. We’ll have to do this again sometime. Just coffee, we’ll talk–no big whoop.