For ultimate weapons
Terminology seized upon
By capitalist opportunists
MOACS–mothers of all clearance sales
MOAP’s, FOAP’s–mothers, fathers of all pizzas
MOAPCS–Mother of all pre-owned car sales
Overplayed, until they became PM,F,OATTA
Pathetic mothers, fathers of all trite, tired, acronyms
I won’t even mention, except in passing
The poor folks in Moab, Utah
What must they be thinking?
Long ago in the time of paper records there was a young man naïve in the ways of the world; and certainly naïve to office practices.
He had to get his priorities in order to function at acceptable levels.
“Watch your CWI.”
“Your CWI is too long.”
This admonition rang out the entire working day. There was a time limit from when a call was answered, to hold time required to secure paper records, and return to the line with an answer. Hence, CWI–customer waiting interval.
Some days, I swore acronyms were more important, than the customer service job itself. Every operation had an acronym. I’ve forgotten most of them except for BISCOMDACS.
Love the life your in–good advice to follow. However, filing wasn’t as fulfilling to me–as perhaps it should have been.