cluttered garageKaraoke masters
Plastic Edward R. Murrows
Paint-by-number Picassos
Self-perpetuated deceit
Shouted from the rafters

Monuments to mediocrity
Crowded attics, basements, garages
Unwanted electronics, stacked hodge-podge
Cadillac Cimarrons, Lincoln Versailles
Products birthed with exotic names
Cheap knock-offs of the real thing

Bought in January, useless in February
Marketed darlings, now useless junk
Failed resolutions, good intentions
Unlimited imitations of imitations
Exclusivity in millions of editions