Cheech and Chong in Judge Judy’s Court: Let the laugh riot commence as those two loveable stoners from the past cavort in court. They’d get tossed out on their behinds. Judge Judy wouldn’t find anything about them amusing.
Angry Man Dinner: “How do you satisfy an angry man?” With the “Angry Man” frozen, ready to eat, TV dinner. Marketed to knuckle-dragging, boorish, unrepentant, males of the species. They know who they are, sitting in reclining chairs. Perched in front of the television, guzzling beer in dirty, stained T-shirts and undershorts. “It’s six o’clock, I’m hungry!” “Woman, where’s my dinner?” “It’s in the freezer.” “I’ll get it right away, Dear.”
Uvula Monologues: One of the lesser known body parts is the uvula. It’s the little thing hanging down at the back of your throat. As some men get older it gets flabby. The snoring sound is amplified, to the consternation of wives everywhere. Now, that I’m getting older, other body parts have chimed in. …Creaky joints, stomach growls. All of you! Just shut up already!
Certified Guilt Free: Why not market products certified to be 100% guilt-free? It would help ease the consciences of millions of guilt-ridden American consumers. For those concerned about sustainability, global warming, carbon footprints, organically grown consumables. Incidently, from “Star Trek” and “Mr. Spock,” aren’t we carbon-based life forms? Could there be a use for clothes dryer lint? …A paper mache substitute?