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March marks the beginning of a self-imposed exile. Basketball and I have never been friends. The relationship doomed from the start. Excellence in sports, because of deficits in coordination and confidence, never came to pass. If there were an award for attaining the most fouls–I would have won it.
Sports enthusiasts, caught up in March Madness, assume others share their level of enthusiasm. Thank goodness, I’m retired, and no longer forced to listen to incessant bracket chatter. I don’t begrudge anyone following their passion.
I would just as soon be locked up with computer geeks and hear tech-speak for the duration. At least I could contribute to the conversation. I could throw out some gems about grid-dip oscillators, capacitors, resistors, pnp, and npn transistors. From there, to Tesla coils, Ohm’s law and practical applications–discussed over coffee and crullers.
As a standing offer to any March Madness aficionado–I’ll listen to your sports blather, in exchange for meaningful dialogue, on why musicians have an affinity for tube amps; why vinyl records are still popular in the digital age.
I wish I could go down Alice in Wonderland’s rabbit hole till it’s over. Because, I’ll have no peace when my spouse’s daytime dramas and prime-time favorites are preempted.
Why do they (the networks) assume everyone’s interested?
Because they don’t care–it’s what pays for air time and sells commercials. There are other people who like it. It’s big business.
They should put their big business somewhere else–like where the sun doesn’t shine, on the obscure channels. There are plenty of boring sports events on TV already.
Well, it won’t last forever. We’ve got lots of stuff piled up on our digital recording gadget thingy.
It seems to start earlier and end later every year. And right after, comes tennis. Anyway, I’m glad football season’s finally over.
“Yes, Dear,” I’ll answer–knowing the storm will soon blow over. I happen to like football. Once again, I’ll get by without a bracket to my name.