Welcome to, yet another, in a series of morning, creative endeavors. Here, with Marty, my imaginary, sometimes annoying, alter-ego.
“Summer is creeping up on us.”
“That’s right, You.”
Why Marty never called me by my real name was still a mystery.
“Along with outdoor activities–backyard barbecues, splashes in the pool, will come annoying bugs and gnats.”
“You better know it.”
“They’ll bug you when you’re swimming in your pool, they’ll bug you when you’re gassing up your car, they’ll bug you–make you look like a fool.”
“Marty, any particular reason you’re channeling Dylan this morning?”
“No, it’s just a Dylanesque kind of day.”
“Any suggestions for keeping annoying summer insect pests away?”
“I put a baggie full of water over my porch’s screen door. It’s supposed to keep gnats away. It broke and somebody got drenched.”
“Any suggestions that work?”
“Not sure how well they work–citronella candles, dryer sheets, spray on, outdoor repellent. Anyway, it makes people feel better–knowing they’ve done something.”
“So Marty, what you’re saying is, they’re really like placebos.”
“You know that’s right.”
“Coming up–weather gossip on the fives.”