There are many things, at which I excel–not the least of which, is humility. Negative attributes should taken into account. How else can one ever hope for improvement? No doubt, there are more, I just don’t have the time right now.
- Conclusion jumping
- Being judgmental
I’ve stuck with these faithfully for many years. Come to think of it–and I don’t desire to be boastful–that’s another attribute. Excuse me, while I grab another donut.
“Water! Captain, I need water!”
“Higgins, get this man some water.”
“There’s your water. Now, get back to rowing. You’d be wise to do what you’re told and not complain about it.”
He’d learn a lesson right quick, if I tossed him down in the hold, the Captain thought.
The ship’s rigging strained and creaked. Sea water made the decks slippery.
“Higgins, see what the prisoners are hollerin’ about. Be quick about it–unless you’re desiring to be down there with ’em.”
It had been a tough pathway from prisoner to deckhand.
Scattered about the ocean floor were the bones of those that dared break the chains of command.
It’s afternoon, time for the internet to slow down–like it always does. When you’re completely out of the loop, as it pertains to pop culture–including music, my opinion will not be counted or missed.
The moment everyone’s been waiting for–my annual Grammy awards rant. I don’t watch it, consequently no critiques of this year’s ceremony will be offered; only vague generalizations.
I’m not a watch the Grammies in your jammies type and never will be. I’ll hazard a guess, that the ceremony was filled to the brim with more politicizing–ad nauseam. The consistently good, were consistently good, and the consistently bad, were as usual, consistently bad. That was not to say I didn’t like some of the artists.
Aren’t there an awful lot of awards shows within a short time frame? Strange visitor from another musical era I may be; watching the Grammies, I find as appealing, as watching a documentary on the history of men’s underwear. Cat videos? There can never be too many.
Hoo-boy, can you believe that? Fluffy, did all her own stunts–too. Cat videos could be quite entertaining. Try them–you may find yourself laughing out loud. If there is not already–there definitely should be an Oscar category for best cat video.
The new, now generation
Went about their business
At car washes, laundromats
Faithless and faithful
Of brashness, impatience
Disrespected, objects of disrespect
Not all of them deserved
Refused to stay kids forever
Some went back where they came from
Some to where they belonged