Lost lots of bets–I’ll bet
Everyday is someone’s birthday
Bought things couldn’t take back
Took back things that couldn’t be bought
Were there such things as social media rights?
Look what happened when you weren’t looking
Apologies to those expecting witty profundities
There’s never a sasquatch or bigfoot around when you need one
By the time you “get it” the thrill has already gone
Still reeling from all-day sucker punches?