From the headlines: Decorating ideas that could make one want to return to college.
A recurring dream. I’m back at college. Can’t remember my schedule. Working towards a degree–requirements never satisfied. Decorations wouldn’t do it for me.
Not since the Scopes Monkey Trials, have primates figured in important litigation. Naruto, a crested macaque, celebritized after taking selfies, with a stolen camera. A settlement reached over who had rights to the images. Hope Naruto got a lifetime supply of bananas.
A picture of Billy the Kid, bought for two dollars, was found to be worth a cool five million. There’s hope for yard sale junkies, collectors everywhere.
We should watch what we do and say, because aliens from other planets could be watching. I thought only Santa Claus did that. Could Santa Claus really be an alien? You didn’t hear it from me.
This morning was like old times for the Retired Old Farts Dog Walker’s Club. There were almost enough members present for a quorum. That was, providing the members ever agreed on anything–which was rare.