Baby, baby, baby–where’s the giraffe baby? Baby, baby, oh baby–next week, maybe? The same giraffe’s been pregnant since 2015–what?
A giant chicken is allegedly scaring folks all over the world-wide web. Who’s afraid of the big bad rooster? Not I, said the Little Red Hen.
The “human Ken doll” guy had a few more surgeries. What’s a few more, when there have already been so many?
Wonder Woman’s new edition was up to her armpits in controversy. Had she, or hadn’t she? Couldn’t wrap my head around that one.
Some countries cared how their rivers flowed; granted them the same rights as humans. If this was to prevent pollution–then, I’m for it. The cynic in me wondered if they would be subjected to taxation.
Flip or Flop TV stars had more problems. Meanwhile, it was announced which of our favorite shows would flip into next season–which ones flopped.
My favorite TV mechanic, Edd China, from Velocity’s “Wheeler Dealers” is leaving the show. Saddest news since Jeremy Clarkson & Company left “Top Gear.”
Shaq’s world wasn’t flat. That was just a joke.