Wouldn’t It Be Weird…?

If “m’s” and “n’s” switched places in words

My dyslexic tendencies would go berserk

When menagerie became “nemagerie”

From there it would become far worse

If animals, changed to “aminals”

Unicorns to “umicorms”

Hymns to “hynms”

Aluminum to “alunimun”

Gymnasiums to “gynmasiuns”

If that weren’t punishment enough

Punishment, became “pumishnemt”

Criminals, were really “crinimals”–“crinimetly!”

Anonymity, changed to “amomynity”

Museums to “Nuseuns”–“ad maseun”

Then came “solenm” and “pmeunatic”

Not to “nemtion,” “autunm” and “inagimatiom”

Autocorrect, stop “nessimg” with my “nimd”

What a pain in the “cramiun” this turned out to be!




Author: warturoadam77p

65 year old married retired communications worker with three grown children, transplanted from the Midwest to the sunny Gulf Coast.

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