DISSONANCE THE NEW THING

An account of dietary forays into the unknown.

itinerantneerdowell

veggie ice cream

The time was
When vegetables
Minded their manners
Stood silent
All leafy and green
Now, they hung out
In the strangest places
Cheerios with lentils
Pickled beets
With ice cream
Accompanied by
Out of tune songs
Strange conversations
Dissonance was
The new thing

This is a stick-up!

What do you mean, this is a stick-up?

Shut up. Get your hands up!

I’ve got a potato and I’m not afraid to use it!

You don’t want to do this, Kid.

I just wanted to be somebody, He sobbed.

You are somebody–Kid.

You’re a tall, handsome piece of broccoli.  Stand up tall.  Be proud of what you are.

–From “The Adventures of Kid Broccoli”–

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Author: warturoadam77p

65 year old married retired communications worker with three grown children, transplanted from the Midwest to the sunny Gulf Coast.

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