Twisted Wisdom

The clock stops for no one

Laughter is the best medicine–there’s nobody sick around here

Won’t fly–like feathers in a feather duster

The moon is full of green cheese–lots of it

Goats will eat almost any thing–eat your vegetables

Think with your head or you will think with your feet

It’s a time joke–laugh when you have time

A penny pinched is a penny earned

Better to be last than to scratch an itch

Never feed your dog table scraps–especially butter beans

Too much money will burn holes in your pockets

If you’re selling crazy–you better stop here















Author: warturoadam77p

65 year old married retired communications worker with three grown children, transplanted from the Midwest to the sunny Gulf Coast.

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