MONDAY THOUGHTS

An early post, points to ponder on a Monday.

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Cheech and Chong in Judge Judy’s Court:  Let the laugh riot commence as those two loveable stoners from the past cavort in court.  They’d get tossed out on their behinds.  Judge Judy wouldn’t find anything about them amusing.

Angry Man Dinner:  “How do you satisfy an angry man?”  With the “Angry Man” frozen, ready to eat, TV dinner.  Marketed to knuckle-dragging, boorish, unrepentant, males of the species.  They know who they are, sitting in reclining chairs.  Perched in front of the television, guzzling beer in dirty, stained T-shirts and undershorts.  “It’s six o’clock, I’m hungry!” “Woman, where’s my dinner?” “It’s in the freezer.”  “I’ll get it right away, Dear.”

Uvula Monologues:  One of the lesser known body parts is the uvula.  It’s the little thing hanging down at the back of your throat.  As some men get older it gets flabby.  The snoring sound is amplified, to the consternation of wives everywhere.  Now, that I’m getting older, other body parts…

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Author: warturoadam77p

65 year old married retired communications worker with three grown children, transplanted from the Midwest to the sunny Gulf Coast.

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