Unhand Those Hams

What do you mean?

What do I mean?

That’s taking things

To the other extreme

Sam Ham-a-Lam

Is a ham thief

Ma’am–please

Keep Sam Ham-a-Lam

Away from the hams

What’s the harm?

That’s part of his charm

Wham, slam–Sam Ham-a-Lam

Went with a ham under each arm

Sound the alarm

Sam Ham-a-Lam

Hand me those hams!

The guilty arrested and tried

I don’t know why

Things didn’t go

According to plan

Sam Ham-a-Lam

Admitted he did it

Sam Ham-a-Lam

Found not guilty–because

Only a fool would do that

 

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Author: warturoadam77p

65 year old married retired communications worker with three grown children, transplanted from the Midwest to the sunny Gulf Coast.

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