How To Not Give Directions

  • Does anyone really know where they’re going?
  • It’s not worth your trouble.
  • Nobody goes there anymore.
  • Boy, are you lost.
  • Bet you get lost a lot
  • Where were you last lost?
  • Why ask me?  I’m not lost.
  • Not from around here are you?
  • Don’t blame me if you’re disappointed when you get there.
  • There are several ways to get there–most of them wrong.
  • Yes, go east on RT 17, which used to be called Prospect Avenue, but isn’t anymore.
  • If you want to get there faster, you could turn down the alleyway behind Taylor’s Pharmacy–it’s one-way, so be sure to go the right way.
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Author: warturoadam77p

65 year old married retired communications worker with three grown children, transplanted from the Midwest to the sunny Gulf Coast.

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