POLLEN VORTEX 2015

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The winter monster marched madly without abandon; covered everything that dared cross its path.  Just when you thought the worst was over–dirty snow washed down gutters and swollen streams:  There’s coming, another, even more insidious, threat to prey on the unsuspecting!

Put away the coats, scarves, gloves, snow shovels; break out the handkerchiefs, anti-histamines, home remedies; put your allergist on speed dial for this one.  It’s guaranteed, to be the most excitement possible, in the shortest time, for allergy sufferers everywhere.  Because, POLLEN VORTEX 2015, waited all winter for this.

POLLEN VORTEX 2015 stalks new victims–in cahoots with windy days, budding plants, and trees.  It will show no mercy. Will you fall victim?  Don’t dare open your windows!  It will bring you to your knees–have you sneezing, with itchy, red eyes, muddle-headed, with clogged sinuses; miserable–begging for relief, until it goes away.  It’s a real blockbuster–POLLEN VORTEX 2015!  Coming soon!  To a location near you!

I tried to laugh, was on my knees–couldn’t stop coughing.  G. Kravitz, “The Miami Sunshine”

A tried and true formula–can’t miss.  Jean Charlotte, “San Diego Filmtastic”

Non-stop action, a real kick to the backside.  I’m still not over it–will play well in, Peoria and Poughkeepsie, J. D. Manuel, “Peoria Weekly Shopper”

Author: warturoadam77p

70 year old married retired communications worker with three grown children, transplanted from the Midwest to the sunny Gulf Coast.

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