If I’m lucky enough to live that long; I’m going to be as full of life, as the folks performing in this fictitious talent show; for the residents of Mayfair Assisted Living Center. I’ve recently stepped way out of my comfort zone and joined the local YMCA. My first impressions were–it’s mostly old folks here. Maybe, It should be renamed the O-M-C-A?
A few sessions later–I’ve changed my mind. Sure, there were oldsters, using walkers to go around the jogging track. But, they were making efforts to do something; make their lives better. And, by golly, one nice lady, was proud that she was 87. Her mind was sharp–she could tell young whippersnappers, like me a thing or two. She’s been there–every time I’ve been there.
SPRING CONCERT & TALENT SHOW
MAYFAIR ASSISTED LIVING CENTER
Friday & Saturday: March 29th & 21st
4:30–7:30 in the cafeteria
FEATURING: Our own talented performers
- Jerome & The Whippersnappers
- Twirpy & The Dingbats
- Two Hot Tomatoes
- Larry & The Pacemakers
- Melon Collie & The Babes
- The Duke of Pearls
- The Old Spice Girls
- The Liver Spots
WITH AMAZING MUSICAL RENDITIONS OF:
“No, I’m Not Dead” “Who Did You Say You Were?” “Pass Me More Butter” “Don’t Get Around Much Anymore” “I’m In the Mood For Love–And You’re Simply Pretending You Can’t Hear Me” “Where You Lead, I Can’t Follow” “Just Pretend I Love You” “Getting Up in the Middle of the Night” “Broken Hips and Ruby Lips” “Say It Again–Louder” “It’s All New To Me” “If I Don’t Remember–Just Remember This” “Everybody’s Shouting At Me” “Angina In Carolina” “Doc–Stop Playing With My Heart” “Aching Pains and Golden Needles” “I’m Doing Fine–I’m Not So Sure About Him” “Wild Thing, You Make My Ears Ring” “Thankful For What I’ve Got”
FREE JUICE BAR & COOKIES
“TWIRPY” SEZ–BE THERE–OR BE SQUARE!!!!