When sentences are jerks
And, syntax won’t work
Sound bytes, don’t bite
Phrases go through phases
When prose flop
Poems are a mess
Bad ideas–just won’t stop
When you’ve been cut down to size
By readers, that undress
Best efforts, with their eyes
When flummoxed by others
That don’t follow any rules
Stuck by the road–like a big, fat, fool
When crazy thoughts pass, through your thick head
Efforts, all for naught–because, soon you’ll be dead
At Okey-Dokey–It’s all Okey-Dokey!
Clean up that mess; we can help get you
back on track–on your way to success!
If you’ve read to the end
You knew–it was pretend
If there were, such a place
I’d be first in line–to be committed!